Magnificent Mannequins

Just like in Penang, the mannequins in India come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, vintages and attitudes. It must be a recycling, overstock re-use thing. It's definitely entertaining.

In a pinch, basic bust-sized plastic works well enough. What kind of super group is this gang? Girls with no arms, boys in dresses, freaky fashions? It got our attention, if not our rupees.

All hail the boy Raj. A regular Fellini family. How's mom looking younger than her daughter?

Dude, if you can pull off that outfit and color scheme in real life, more power to you. Are you selling the sloppy covered up look with kid in tow?
We're not sure the kid with a heavy patina is good for business. Fresh from a tomb? The Mommy Dearest store. "You will wear a plastic bag when we go out!" Smiles all around.

Nip And Tuck, Naturally?

Say you want to polish up the old epidermis, get things looking a bit better than they already do. Maybe you head to a place like this establishment:

And maybe they have some nice products to offer, aimed at all the right places. But do they have to be so literal? 

Are we trying to sound like we're declaring war on acne? Now we're getting somewhere, let's be sophisticated and finesse the problem under the freckle umbrella.

Don't forget hair bling! And let's be fair, the only thing that will work is, of course, fairness cream.