Dummies Stuck At The Cooma Gaol

You don't have to be stupid to end up at the Corrective Services NSW Museum in Cooma, otherwise known as a gaol (jail). You just need to be made of wax or plastic or rubber or some other creepy material and also be able to hold still forever. Be a dummy.

"Bed check!"

The prison staff is not shown in a heroic light. Gasping guard in too much lipstick and a riot officer, ready to swat. What's with the two fingers, some sort of undercover gang warning?

About to heave in steerage. The museum goes as far back as when England was shipping convicts out to New South Wales.

Fashion mannequin "Gangsta," with cry-baby tear. Sure to appear in a future Calvin Klein show. Haggard visitor.

"Hello Clarice." Having some fun with the solitary confinement, padded cell set. "Have you seen my other arm? Oh, that's right, I ate it."