The brochure looked nice. Great location, the words "resort" and "spa" thrown about. Bring on the luxury vacation. Ugh, no.
Pass on the sad slide. Forgettable float.
What to call the concrete decorations? Hard nature? The water features are missing the main ingredient.
From a distance, the curvy pool looks inviting. Let's head downstairs.
Pass on the sad slide. Forgettable float.
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Mushroom shower. Things are looking funky.
What to call the concrete decorations? Hard nature? The water features are missing the main ingredient.
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The solid turtle may have the right idea, stay on the land.
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