Say you want to polish up the old epidermis, get things looking a bit better than they already do. Maybe you head to a place like this establishment:
And maybe they have some nice products to offer, aimed at all the right places. But do they have to be so literal?
Are we trying to sound like we're declaring war on acne? Now we're getting somewhere, let's be sophisticated and finesse the problem under the freckle umbrella.
Don't forget hair bling! And let's be fair, the only thing that will work is, of course, fairness cream.