Tuk Tuk, Bling Bling

Tuk Tuks are everywhere (unless you're a woman by yourself on a Sunday. For some reason they're not interested in giving you a ride, like you're from Queens or something. Sorry, Queens!) and they're all yellow, just a sea of yellow like one of those old DKNY ads. So if you're a proud owner, how do you make your little yellow love bug stand out from the crowd? Slap on some stickers, grab some leather and get carving.

Exhibit A, a sweet Hyderabad ride.

Don't forget to add some trucker mud flaps, although you'd be hard-pressed to find hearts on a big rig tearing down the interstate back home. And then make the inside sultry. Is there such a thing as Hindusploitation cinema? Or was the owner going for more of a Renaissance fringe look?